wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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