oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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