I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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