she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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