): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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