i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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