I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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