White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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