she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
