so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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