She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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