Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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