This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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