There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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