Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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