I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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