what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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