Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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