I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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