yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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