Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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