ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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