He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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