That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
