No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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