everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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