last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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