im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
whose parrot is this?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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