Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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