Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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