I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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