I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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