Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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