i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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