I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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