: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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