1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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