your room smells of hookers.
And success
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I didn't notice because vodka
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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