You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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