HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Randomize
