That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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