let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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