How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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