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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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