I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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