Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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