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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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