Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
