We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
wow bdsm is so cute
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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