he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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