shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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