she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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