You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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